It’s in the Handwriting

I was eating my second stick of turon when this guy went to our table and asked us if he could analyze our handwriting. Without any sensible agenda at hand, we agreed to his rather unconventional proposition. I first thought that he is a Behavioral Science major and is about to do a thesis. But I was wrong–he is actually a Computer Science undergraduate. Anyway, my friends were blown away by his analyses. I was there, thinking not to undergo such test. But in the end, I, too, wrote: The purple people later at the zoo said, “You and your silly monkey go home.”

High self-esteem. I just do it.

Generous. I can give everything.

Argumentative. I think you’re wrong.

Need for physical activity. Make me sweat.

Physically frustrated. I think I have larger biceps now.

Selective listener. What did you just say?

Talkative. I have a lot to say so listen to me.

Secretive. I have no spare keys.

Optimistic. I know The Secret.

Fear of Silence. Where are my earphones?

Fluidity of thoughts. I swim in my stream of consciousness.

Quick thinker. I know, I know!

Feels resentment. I move-on, slowly.

Defiant. I don’t like that.

Self-conscious. How do I look?

Heart over mind. I rationalize to become illogical.

Very emotional. I can sing myself to sleep.

Strong sex drive. Come closer.

All of these were true just because I readily associated them with my personality’s attributes (Barnum effect much?). But still, I am confident that some of the items above are really accurate. I challenge you to know what are those. :P